News #006: CatsRidde goes zero for thirty
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Though having been in operation for three weeks now, CatsRidde – which stands for Cats Realizing the Importance of a Designated Driving Escort – has given zero rides, despite having had thirty students sign waivers allowing them to use the service. When interviewed about the program on Saturday night at Maloney's Tavern, one of the waiver signers didn’t know what we were talking about.
The student government also operates "Safe Ride," but it's not allowed to carry drunken students for insurance reasons.
As if they didn't have enough trouble, Women’s Studies professor Helen Keller is suing ASUA after they declined her application to become a driver for the two services. An ASUA spokesman commented "Why would we hire Helen Keller? She's a woman!" Keller's proponents note that her driving skills are no worse than the rest of city of Tucson.
Today's theme song comes from "More Red Than Red" by Derek K. Miller.