News #004: White American alleges racism after attempting to slip across port of entry from Mexico
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The illegal immigration debate took a new twist today as a white American attempted to cross a port of entry in Nogales, Arizona without having been first checked out by U.S. Border Patrol agents.
Sometime in the afternoon, Border Patrol agents noticed a man of Caucasian descent attempting to slip around a metal detector in the Nogales port of entry. An agent immediately grabbed the man and asked for identification, after which the man proceeded to punch the agent in the chest with a Sprint cell phone, widely known for its crime deterrent capabilities as featured during this year’s Super Bowl.
"It's so completely obvious that the Border Patrol is racially-profiling white people," the man alleged, "otherwise they wouldn’t be acting so professionally to all the Hispanic citizens and permanent residents over here standing in line with their identification and belongings ready to present!"
On his website, the man affirmed his continuing appreciation and support of the United States Border Patrol. Meanwhile, several thousand Mexicans migrated illegally through an outdoor port of entry just west of Nogales.
Note: I meant "several thousand", not "seven thousand" during recording, and I'm too lazy to re-record the paragraph. It may as well be seven anyway.